Enfaldig Burns his house down!

Just last week, Enfaldig bought a new desktop PC. The overwhelming excitement made him organised a dinner for family and close friends. Mother te Flon was gleaming with pride over the sons new asset. Enfaldig decided he must have a formal opening ceremony for the PC. Soon after dinner he asked mummy to do the honours. She switched it on…and when the familiar audio of Windows came on, Enfaldig said it was time to break dance. So he did! A few moments later, a message appeared on the screen stating that a firewall was needed for the PC. This is when things went wrong for the idiot. He made a circle of firewood around his new PC and proudly set fire to it while his family and friends cheered him. Well..the rest is history. He burnt his house down. Now he is trying to sue Microsoft for malicious commands on his operating system. In a statement last night, he said that he is certain MS can be sued for US$121 Million. He also said, “I am certain there are thousands of people around the world, who have suffered the same fate. I believe I have had a higher call to stand up and fight for these people. I am not alone on this’. Hmmm…...