When the Romance began...

In the mid eighties, Enfaldig was courting his soon to be wife. The young couple sat in the hall of the girl's house night after night, much to the annoyance of the girls old man. One night he couldn"t take any more. Standing at the top of the stairs, he yelled down, "What's that young fella doin' here all hours of the night?" "Why, Dad, " said Leguna, "Enfaldig was just telling me everything that's in his heart!" "Well, next time, " roared the old, "just let him tell you what's in his head, and it won't take half as long!"

This joke is always related by Enfaldig when he has a little too much to drink...poor chap yet, does not get it. His father-in-law still is waiting to know what he uses his head for. Some claims say, that Enfaldig uses his head to keep his ears apart. Enfaldig is very proud when he hears this.