Another one from Enfaldig's Navy days...

As we know, Enfaldig did serve in the Swedish Navy for a short while. Well, he was on nightwatch off the South Western coast of Danmark. On his radio he received a message requesting that he shifts course by 15 degrees to the west. He replied back that the sender should shift his course 15 degrees to the east. A while later a reply came telling him to move the ship 15 degrees to the west. This obviously irritated Enfaldig, Í will NOT' screamed Enfaldig. He screamed back into the radio, "I will not, you shift 10 degrees to the east'. Again came the reply on the radio that he shift his course 10 degrees to the east. By now Enfaldig was livid, and he signaled "NOW YOU LOOK HERE, I AM IN CHARGE OF A SWEDISH BATTLE SHIP, AND I AM TELLING YU TO SHIFT YOUR COURSE 10 DEGREES TO THE EAST IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!" Moments later came the reply: "You freaking idiot, I am at the Danish lighthouse and you will shift 10 degrees to the west, if you know what's good for you!"